im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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