some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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