Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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