Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
