I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
