And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
