She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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