we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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