# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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