He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
nutella sex= disaster
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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