physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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