I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I could make wine with my vomit
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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