Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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