Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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