She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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