We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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