For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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