Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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