I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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