Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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