I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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