Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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