I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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