I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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