youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm bleeding and have questions
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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