oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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