She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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