Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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