White coat. Heels.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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