Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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