That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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