stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
