ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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