yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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