K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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