is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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