I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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