She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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