direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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