Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You made out with two different species that night
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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