So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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