Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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