id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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