let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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