Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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