So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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