Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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