How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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