just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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