so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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