We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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