I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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